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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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mishasminions

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

lastseasonsloser

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

illogical-bullshit

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 

apatheticwitch


cartoongoblin

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

Source: s-gellar
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ironmanstan

peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

ironmanstan

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

ironmanstan

tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

sexycraisinthanos

Tony, seeing Mjorlnir unguarded: Pete come here a sec.

Source: ironmanstan
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hckleinman

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront.

I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

Source: hckleinman
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gogomrbrown

The person who headlined the article has never been through struggle. He should not be prosecuted he should be supported.

astroghoul

What the fuck kind of headline is that???!!!

snarksandkisses

UPDATE: “A Raleigh man accused of leaving his 5 children under age 8 at home while he went to work is now out of jail.

Victor King says he was bailed out of jail by a complete stranger who saw his story on ABC11 and he is now back at work.

That person is just one of dozens across the nation who have reached out to ABC11 and the family to lend a helping hand.” [read more] <3